Hi, my name is frank, and I am a doveaholic.

Sometimes I can't wait to go to bed so I can raise up early and read more

I am on my first step of the 12 step program.

I have been attending dove meeting allmost daily for 14 years

Even though I have never made it past the first step I am still here

I am the bugger you can't flick off.

Sometimes I spend up to 3 hours chasing dove trails

When that happens my wife intercedes by vacuuming

This chases me out of the house