http://www.fivedoves.com/letters/nov2014/jim112-4.htm
Huzlers is a parody site:
Huzlers.com is a combination of real shocking news and satirical entertainment to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief.
Uh .... oops! That's okay, Jim .... it happens to the best of us. It appears that this item is more "satirical entertainment" than real shocking news.
I guess we'll have to wait and see. The planet could get dark, of course. But I doubt it.
Best,
Steve