How about something funny for a change.....
Someone out there
> Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one!
It's going to be hard to top because
> It fits to a “T"
PRESBYTERIAN :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> MOON STARER
DESPERATION :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> TWELVE PLUS ONE
> AND FINALLY....
> FOR THE GRAND FINALE :
> PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
> When you rearrange the letters:
> An Arab Backed Imposter
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!