Doves,
 
I am beside myself with joy. I just checked my answering machine and found the pot at the end of the rainbow there. Fortunately and I mean "fortune"-ately there was a long message there from Benny Hinn.
 
He was extremely concerned about my financial welfare and he personally called to assure me that my financial life boat would be arriving this summer. Halleluiah !!!!  Is he great or what.
 
He assured me that if I just sowed a tithe to his ministry now that happy days would be here again starting "this summer". Wow! this guy's response time is awesome. He has to have a direct hot line to the spiritual world to have abilities like that.
 
In my hast I almost tripped over a dining room chair trying to get to my checkbook in the kitchen not wanting to miss this maybe once in a lifetime opportunity. But no worries mate...... if I would have tripped and injured myself badly I am sure that I could have attended one of his ministry events (shakedowns) and he would have healed me right there on the spot.
 
You know the more I think about it...... I think I am going to cancel my health insurance and life insurance policies. They are both costing me a lot of money. As long as Benny is around I will just plug into his Fleece the Sheep ministry and if anything in the future happens to me health wise or financially..... I'll just contact said ministry and Walla he'll promptly send out another one of his financial life boats. He obviously has a vast fleet of them.
 
I have absolutely no doubt that Benny has been sent by the "god of this world" to beckon to our every need not to mention our checkbooks. What a guy !!!
 
I also have no doubt that God has a special place reserved for him when these end times all get resolved. I am sure that he will be given a front row seat after the proceedings are over. You suppose he's bought any flame retardant clothing with all those tithes he's collected? Maybe I'll increase my tithe a little in case he hasn't.
 
Stay close to your phones......
 
"Real" blessings Doves.......John B