Tony Ellsworth (25 July 2012)
"Star Wars, Luke & the Rapture"

 


I'm with Luke...

LUKE: It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get out

of here!



THREEPIO: Is there anything I might do to help?



           Luke glances at the battered robot. A bit of his anger

        drains and a tiny smile creeps across his face.



LUKE: Well, not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or

teleport me off this rock!



THREEPIO: I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very

knowledgeable about such things. Not on this planet, anyways. As a

matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on.



LUKE: Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the

planet that it's farthest from.



THREEPIO: I see, sir.



LUKE: Uh, you can call me Luke.



THREEPIO: I see, sir Luke.