Tony Ellsworth (25
July 2012)
"Star Wars, Luke &
the Rapture"
I'm with Luke...
LUKE: It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna
get out
of here!
THREEPIO: Is there anything I might do to help?
Luke glances at the battered robot. A bit of his anger
drains and a tiny
smile creeps across his face.
LUKE: Well, not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest,
or
teleport me off this rock!
THREEPIO: I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very
knowledgeable about such things. Not on this planet, anyways. As
a
matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on.
LUKE: Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're
on the
planet that it's farthest from.
THREEPIO: I see, sir.
LUKE: Uh, you can call me Luke.
THREEPIO: I see, sir Luke.