Dear Doves,
 
I made a work visit to a prominent, well known company.  Computer company.  Anyway, when they let me past the gate, a man met me out front of the main office.  He then used his card to beep open the front door.  Once inside the front door, he then used his card to beep the next door, and then he put his right hand in a hand imprinting device, which read his hand and then the door beeped open.
 
I said, "wo" in a deep voice.
 
True story,
 
Joe