My latest effort; enjoy :)>

Grandma got run over by six reindeer

Last year on Christmas eve

Now she’s packing for six deer

Rudolf, Blitzen, and neighbor Steve

A Browning gun on the porch here,

Blazing tracers all night eve.

No one gets their presents near,

Far away, or family Steve

BBQing six reindeer

Takes lots and lots of coal you see

No stocking coal for neighbors near
Deer meat for all and to all a good beer!

Lewis B  in San Diego Ca.