All letters here are valued ordinally.  

There are 31,102 verses in the story (KJV)

There are 248 triangle numbers up to 31,102

Day 248 is 5 09

Barack Hussein Obama = 163

Barack Hussein Obama II = 165

Barack Hussein Obama ii = 181

181+165+163 = 509

24 8 and 129 days remain

Day 129 is 5 09

Between 248 and 129 is 118

1:18 pm is 1318 hours

Counting 666 to 248 = 419

666+248 = 914

248-137 = 111

The 248th prime is 1571

1571 hours is 1611 hours

KJV published in 1611

1611 hours is 4:11 pm

411- 248 = 163!

Born day 216 with 149 days remaining.

1/149 

1/149

Judas Iscariot = 149 when Hell = 37 and Paradise = 73

Python

digits = "0067114093959731543624161073825503355704697986577181208053691275167785234899328859060402684563758389261744966442953020134228187919463087248322147651"

sum_of_digits = sum(int(digit) for digit in digits)

sum_of_digits

Result

666

148 repeating numbers, always identical, forever.... summing to 666

God = 26 Jesus = 74

2 6 is day 37, and 7 4 is day 185

Counting day 37 to 185 = 149

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