Some thoughts about that abominable human-rabbit creature, a
"frankenrabbit," the scientists are working on by fusing together human
cells with a rabbit egg that I reported yesterday....

Will it have long ears?

Will it have a cotton tail, like Peter?

Will it like to munch on carrots?

Will it reproduce like rabbits?

Will it's first words as a baby be, "What's up, doc?"

Will it be offended if schoolmates call it "Bugs."

Oh, well, we should not be so concerned.  One clever reader responded and
said, "Don't worry, be hoppy."

Jim