Tex Armstrong (2 Oct 2004)
"Tough Old Cowboy"


 
 

Tough Old Cowboy
Tex Armstrong
Oct. 1, 2004
 

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren
and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
til that time,
t
 
(I RECEIVED THE ABOVE FROM COL. JIM BRAMLET)
 
 ps.
   Starting today, I will sprinkle a lil gunpowder on my oatmeal along w/the cinnamon,which I do to lower  my cholesterol, (it has lowered my cholesterol by 30%).
Gunpowder, Hmmmmmmm,
WAIT til I tell my Dr.'s, I found my own cure!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!............ YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!!
 I am a tough old cantankerous cowboy, too!!! (Don't ya know?)
 
 ttt,
 t