Paul Wilson (2
"For Americans This Is It"
It isn’t wabbit season. It isn’t duck season. It’s donkey season.
2010 season officially ends November 2nd, though it may take days or
weeks to count all the shots, so check your local hunting booths for
their hours of operation. If you are reading this on November 2nd and
haven't done so already go to your local hunting booth and take your
shot. There is a donkey surplus this year so there is plenty for all.
There is also a limited number of elephants available check your local
listings to see if your area has any. Also bring a cup, or two, of tea
with you to have while waiting in line to take your shot as hunter
turnout is expected to be higher this year and the Save the Donkeys
Medical Core is expected to send a smaller contingent.
PS I guess I should have sent this earlier but inspiration just now hit me.