Obama's security is going to extraordinary measures for his tour of the Gandhi museum by building a kilometer (0.6 mile) long, bomb-proof tunnel with air conditioning.
American warships are also to patrol off Mumbai during his visit.
As if the tunnel and warships aren't outlandish enough:
"COCONUTS ARE BEING REMOVED FROM TREES AS A PRECAUTION. "-What?? Is he afraid of a mortal head wound??
Getting more insane by the day!