A lady calls in to a radio station in panic. She says she bought a turkey from the grocery store, came home seasoned it and put in the oven. She then went
upstairs to take care of some chores. Upon returning downstairs she discovers the turkey had flew out of the oven and was sitting on her couch watching Oprah ---- HAHAHAHA--Have a wonderful thanksgiving and best dishes to everyone --- Remember to serenade your entire home with praise music and offer plenteous thanks to God.