Keith Dickerson (18 May 2009)
"Let's have a little humor while we wait on the L-rd."


Subject: 2 men in a bar
 
Two men in a bar, one Jewish and the other Chinese.

The Jewish man went to the Chinese man hitting him in the face knotting him to the floor.

The Chinese man got up and said to the Jewish man why did you do that?

The Jewish man said that was for Pearl Harbor.

The Chinese man said that he wasn't Japanese, but was Chinese.

The Jewish man said Japanese/Chinese all the same.

Then later the Chinese knot the Jewish man to the floor.

The Jewish man got up and said why did you do that?

The Chinese man said, that was for the Titanic.

The Jewish man said I wasn't even there. I am Jewish, my name is Goldberg.

The Chinese man said I don't care Goldberg/iceberg all the same.