CHUCK & MARY-LOU

(A Week In The Life Of An American Couple)
 

SUNDAY   Today  is the Lord’s day we love our Church, lovely              Putin declares to make Russia
                    Building, good Pastor, no doom & gloom, messages              a great nation as it was in the
                    From this pulpit, terrific band & choir, so uplifting                 past.
                    Makes us feel good.
 

MONDAY  Chuck’s at work contemplating how he’s going to                 Russia announces the typhoon
                    Invest his retirement money, probably a condo in                   subs have performed well
                    Florida, plenty of time to think that over but tonight               refit
                    Its Monday night football.

TUESDAY Mary-Lou’s daughter is getting A-grades would like              Recent war games have put the
                    To study law top income, she has her whole life                     finishing touch on 100,000 air
                    Ahead of her yet………….ER is on tonight                            born troops now on standby 

WED           Mary-Lou’s going to the Church fund raising lunch               Russian navy having exercises
                    Raising enough money for repainting the whole                      in mid-Atlantic, reassure US
                    Church, it’s the town’s centre piece. Mary-Lou’s                    they will leave soon
                     mid-week highlight   CSI & Friends

THURS       Chuck gets home., sales are slow at the Ford                          US intelligence are concerned
                     Dealership he’s glad he bought that imported                         about the Russian new
                     Diahatsu with the price of gas nowadays.                               Generation warheads.
                     U-beaut Everbody Loves Raymond & Law &
                     Order.

 
FRIDAY       Might try out that new Chinese restaurant how                     Russian navy ends excercises
                      Do they do it for the price.  Grab a video on the                    subs assumed to be on way
                      Way home, just block our ears at the cursing                        back to port
 

SAT               Black-outs all over US cars,tvs, radios, all out                     Pentagon staff go home for
                       No phones, neighbours come out in the street                      the long weekend.
                       Hope the power comes back on before the                           Alaska reports hundreds of
                       Super Bowl                                                                            long range bombers heading
                                                                                                                      South

 
 

(Russian articles pinched from A.A. Allen & Henry Grover)