Ross (13 May 2004)
"the simpsons issue an apology..........DOH"


It was brought to our attention that a recent episode didn't have any bible jokes & didnt poke fun at Jesus we are sorry for this oversight, we assure it wont happen again.
 
Upcoming new episode one of the funniest yet Muslims move into the neighborhood & build a mosque next door to the Simpsons.
 
Homer has had enough of call to prayer at 5am & burns down the mosque
 
 
                            *BREAKING NEWS*
 
The writers of the show have been issued with a fatwah after hearing about the blasphemy to Islam.  The writers immediately appealed to the leaders begging for forgiveness saying they have the utmost respect for the religion of Islam.  The Mullah's relented after a donation was made to their charity called Peace & Tolerance Inc.
 
A statement from the Simpsons crew said they will never do that again ever but will continue to send up Christianity we never got one complaint from them in ten years.