Thanks for a good laugh today! Your theory makes as much sense as any other one I've heard:)
Oops sorry Dave! Maybe I should have clarified...Hawaii is the state he "claims" as his birthplace. Actually I think he was born in Kenya, traveled to Iraq, climbed into a well at age 4 or 5, slipped and fell into the Abyss, traveled through the core of the earth for several hundred years, then the earth spit him out from a volcano in Hawaii, he was again "hidden" until he appeared in Indonesia as Barry Soetoro at age 7, went to school there for 4 years,( until the age of 11 hmm..) then "reappeared" in Hawaii as Barack Obama. Good grief.. no wonder nobody can find his birth certificate or any other important info on him!!
Sorry...I couldn't resist!! :)
Have a Great Day.