It seems like every few days I read about another conspiracy theory.  A
popular one is that Osama bin Laden did not cause 9-11 but that he is an
invention of George Bush, who himself conspired to cause the World Trade
Centers to implode from within to justify his planned conquests in the
Middle East and his plan to establish the New World Order.

At first I thought these theories were crazy -- that is, until the other
day.  What happened is that I happened to run into Elvis at the
mall.  Elvis and I had lunch at the food court and he confided to me that
he was the one who was hired by the New World Order to destroy the WTCs on
9-11.  I was shocked but Elvis seemed totally sincere.

By the way, Elvis looked great.  He still has the sideburns.  It was
nostalgic when he kept humming "Jailhouse Rock."

I wanted to learn more from him but he was in a hurry to meet his
co-conspirator, Jimmy Hoffa, who is also still alive.  He and Jimmy are
working behind the scenes to make it look like the terrorists are killing
people, which is all a sham, and it is really Americans.

If I get any more information, I will pass it on.   (I was surprised to
hear Elvis say that he reads the Five Doves site daily.)

Jim