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Forrest Gump at the Pearly Gate  #332
© March 13, 2006 Joe Burkey, OK to forward intact
also Adar 13, 5766 original calendarForrest Gump dies and is at the Pearly Gate. Peter is there to greet him. First, Forrest must answer three questions correctly to get in. Peter asks, "How many days of the week start with a T?"  Forrest replies, "Today and Tomorrow." Peter say's, "That’s not quite what I'm looking for, but it will do.”  Then Peter continues with: "How many seconds are in a year?"  Forrest says, "Twelve."  Peter say's "How can there be only twelve?" Forrest answers, "Well, January 2nd and February 2nd and…" Peter interrupts with a sigh saying, "OK, but this next one must be perfect. What is God's name?"  Forrest thought long and carefully and even went running to help him think. His answer to Peter was: "Andy." Peter was surprised. "Andy? Tell me how you came up with this one."  Forrest says, "His name is in the song: ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.”
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