Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

MOTHER: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

SON: "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

MOTHER: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

SON: "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

MOTHER: "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

SON: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

MOTHER: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"