this is too funny~!! ~ a little clean humor to start the week!!   :)

 

THE TOP 12 INDICATORS

THE ECONOMY IS BAD

 

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
 
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
 
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM and Chrysler in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
 
5. The highest paid job is now jury duty.
 
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
 
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
 
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

 

And the #1 indicator of all.
 
1.  If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

 

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"When Jesus comes, He will come as either your blessed hope or your holy terror. You can move from the wrath by putting your faith in Jesus Christ." Dave Reagan
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"When it's a Republican scandal, the press become prosecutors. When there's a Democrat scandal, the press become defense lawyers." RUSH
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Liberals are always generous with money, that is not their own.