Glen
Pickren (2 June 2004)
"The Stepford Nursery School"
Your children were toddlers when you moved into the quaint
little town of Stepford, population 920. There you were immediately
greeted by friendly neighbors and each one you met welcomed you to the
neighborhood. As they saw you had little children, they said, "Oh,
you must visit our nursery school. It is the most wonderful place.
Everyone in Stepford sends their kids to the nursery school. The
children are so sweet there. They have the most wonderful games that
the teachers lead them in. Oh, and just wait until you hear the stories.
We have a very gifted teacher there and she just keeps the children spellbound
with her stories. And and the building -- it is such a beautiful
building. They have cozy little pallets to nap on after they have
cookies and milk. They have all kinds of toys to play with, and a
beautiful playground outside. Oh, I could just go on and on.
You must see it!"
You were amazed at how all of the people took such pride
in the Stepford Nursery School. So you go there to check it out and
it is just as she has said. There are little children playing everywhere,
laughing, smiling. You begin to see why they are so proud of it and,
indeed, you begin to believe your children must attend. After all,
all of the children in town go there. So you enroll your two and
four year olds and they love it. You do too. Everyone is so
nice.
As you go to pick up your kids you begin to notice that
there are a number of older children there as well helping organize the
games. Some are elementary school age, some teenagers and a couple
even college age. You are amazed at how involved the whole town is
in this nursery school. It truly is wonderful. You begin to
share their pride in the Stepford Nursery School.
Each time you go everything is the same. It looks
good, but something begins to seem wrong. You can't quite put your
finger on it, but something is just not quite right about it. You
begin to notice that the older kids that you first saw helping out are
there every time you go. The first time you visited you had noticed
an elderly man who sat with the kids and played with them. He looked
to be in his 90's, all drawn over, and said very little. Acted like he
might have Alzheimers. He seems most intent just playing with the
toys.
One day you ask the director, "Who is that elderly man
over there playing with the children?" The director gives you a puzzled
look and says, "What man, there are no men here?" You point directly
toward the elderly man and say, "That man." The director still looks
puzzled and asks, "Do you mean Johnny? He is the first child that
ever came here." You say, "That is no child. He is a 90 year
old man." The director looks at you with complete bewilderment and
all of the sudden the truth dawns on you -- she cannot see what you see.
You see a 90 year old man playing with the children's
toys. She just sees another child. He has always been there.
He never changes his behavior. He is just the same as the children.
Then you ask about the teenagers. "What teenagers," she replies.
Shaking, you quietly gather up your children and go home.
The Stepford Nursery School is a great preschool. Everyone loves
it there. So much so that no child ever graduates. No one ever
learns to read, to work, to understand the world around them. And
no one even notices.