Quick Jokes

    "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."
    "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.
    "I know," replied the uncle.
    "That's exactly what I mean."

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus

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POINTS TO PONDER.....

- If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
- I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point somewhere in it.
- Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.

til that time,

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