Tex Armstrong (17 July 2004)
"God Billboards"


God Billboards

A couple of years ago a Ft. Lauderdale, Florida advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included different messages from God.

This non-denominational campaign was sponsored by an anonymous client. How cool to drive by one of these billboards!

1. Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God

2. C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God

3. What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God

4. We Need To Talk - God

5. Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer - God

6. Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God

7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God

8. I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God

9. Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God

10. Follow Me. - God

11. Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God

12. My Way Is The Highway. - God

13. Need Directions? - God

14. You Think It's Hot Here? - God

15. Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God

16. Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God

17. Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test. - God

18. I don't question your existence. -God

19. Don't make me come down there. -God