Do you need a good laugh and some fun humor. Then read thru these Christian one-liners, they are sure to lighten up your day
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses
started out as a basket case.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
God Himself does not propose to
judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference
does it make which one you stay
home from?*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
We were called to be
witnesses, not lawyers or judges.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Be ye fishers of men. You catch
them - He'll clean them.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Don't wait for 6 strong
men to take you to church.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
We don't change the message,
the message changes us.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
keep smiling - cause Jesus loves you !!!
Gary