UH OH
 
 
A driver stopped at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, ranting, pounding on her horn and screaming. She heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up, took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, she was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn at the guy off in front of you, and cussing at him I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "! Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.
 
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