This was written by the good Reverend John Hampsch
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Webster Would Roll Over
FOR THOSE of us who enjoy language;
or severe distortions thereof:Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
What's the definition of a will?
(It's a dead giveaway.)Every calendar's days are numbered.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is fully recovered.You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.A lot of money is tainted; it taint yours and it taint mine.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their breeches will be exposed
in the end.Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
-Rev. John Hampsch, Los Angeles, California
Yours in Christ,
Paul N. F.