In our house he is called Satan's Cause.  Because that is what he has turned into.  Satan's way of getting our eyes OFF the birth of Christ and ONTO ourselves.
 
 Try to convince OTHERS that you don't "do" Santa and do you get some BAD looks...."What are you?  A child abuser?"
 
On the front of our house we have a HUGE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS" sign.  Painted so you can see it in the day time, lit up so you can read it at night.  WHen I am giving directions to our house, a lot of times people will say, 'OH!  The Happy Birthday Jesus house!"  Which, to me is very sad....that we are such an ODDITY that everyone knows which house is celebrating the birth of our LORD.