Dianne,
I enjoyed your " press release".
 
It reminds me of the story of a man, who kept tearing the pages out of his Bible, every
time the minister said that those stories could not be taken literally.
At the end of the year, the man gave his minister a present.
When it was opened, it was a Bible with no pages. Only the cover.
The minister asked why he gave him this present, and the man told
him," after I removed everything that you said was not literal, that is all that was left."
 
Susan