Quick Jokes

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out.'"

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Ronald Reagan: "But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."

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My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.

One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said, "...and so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me, sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'"

Then the teacher asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said, "I know! I know!

He said: 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

 

Pro 17:22   A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine

I hope you have a smile on your face,,,Keep it the rest of the day......Dont let the lil devil rob you of your JOY !!!!

(u hear me?)

"Life is too short to live in Dallas"

til that time,

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