EVER WONDER?

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

- What is Goofy? Why does Goofy have 5 digit hands? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all      fours? They're both dogs!

- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?

- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

- When is GABRIEL going to Blow his horn?

 

til that time,

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