Jim:
 
You have GOT to be kidding.  Unfortunately, I'm sure you're not.  that is about as much of a stretch as I have ever seen trying to make a point, seriously.
 
Now signing with "Ed C" cause I saw a letter from "Ed" which was not me.
 
http://www.fivedoves.com/letters/apr2011/mercer44.htm
 
Ed C